Motivation

Where is it and where can I get it? I have zilch. I have done a whole lotta couch layin' and channel surfin' in the last... well, I've done a lot of it.

Having watched a lot of TV lately, I must tell you, those damned Prius commercials - the ones where people turn into nature - freak me out. The song matched with the bright colors mixed with the wave of turning into something else... freaky. Trippy. They freak me out and I don't like them. Hate them. Must change the channel or fast forward when they come on. They're right up there with the mucus and nail fungus commercials. Hate them.

And have you noticed that Ina Garten measures everything? Even when she adds salt and pepper she uses a measuring spoon. What's up with that? To Guy Fieri everything is "money;" Tyler Florence is goofy; Sandra Lee looks like an albino German milkmaid and has OCD with those damned "tablescapes;" Giada's mouth is bigger than her head and she likes to explain her dishes in detail to her friends, who I'm pretty sure know they're eating bruschetta, even if it has a twist, oh and she puts marscapone in everything; and no way the Nealys are that much in love all the fricken time. Paula needs a show makeover, Alton has man boobs, and Rachel has the ever changing butt size goin' on.

Did you know that talk shows are boring as hell? And that the same old people are on the same old soaps doing the same old things? On the news people are dying, accidents are happening, houses are foreclosing, budgets are causing major issues... and all in the first 2 minutes.

Ugh. And no motivation to turn it off and do something different.