Seriously?

Political signs are everywhere these days. Vote for me, vote for so-and-so, yadda yadda yadda. Two signs I saw while driving around today stopped me in my tracks. (Figuratively. I was driving, DUH.)

Jesus for President. Um... does that mean the majority of the world wouldn't believe we have one? Don't we have that situation now already?

Vote for Ms. So-and-So. CONSERVATIVE. Fair and impartial. Seriously? Impartial? Seriously?